All text is taken entirely from dialogue on episodes of The Simpsons.
I went to the record store
today
they were playing all this music
that I’d never heard of
In some ways
you and I
are very different people. I don’t know
the difference
between right and wrong.I don’t eat
much.I can buy my way into High
Society.
No, I’m not Superman.
Let’s start by doubling your medication.Maybe it’s time we put Grampa into a home. Perhaps if we wait, Nature will assassinate him for us.
How many of you have a house?
No, I’m not Superman.
Haven’t you won the war yet?
Our first job is to entertain. Making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel.
This is indeed a disturbing universe
People know your name but you
don’t know theirs
Haven’t you won the war yet?
I’m dizzy
I’m nauseous
but…
I’m
popular
You can’t all sign with an “X”.
There’s a carnival tonight
I’ve been myself for eight years
and it hasn’t worked.Boys
kiss
girls.
Boys
kiss
girls.
I thought I had an appetite
(if you hadn’t done it some other loser would have)
for destruction,
but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
boys
boys
kiss kiss
girls.
girls.
“If I’m gonna be trapped inside the house, I’m gonna go out and buy some beer.”
“We were trapped inside the house
all afternoon.We had to drink toilet water.”
Later that day,
we set sail for
America.
My
father
would drone
on
and
on
about
America.
I wish I could have stayed just one more year or two
“When the hell are we gonna get to where the hell we are going?”
Make the protesters go away and I’ll give you the entire bottle.
There’s a carnival tonight
I’m dizzy
I’m nauseous,
but…
I’m popular.
Can the courtesy. You’re an American now. I strongly urge you to act American.
From now on
I’m only marrying
for Love
and
possibly once more
for
money.
Can I have my three dollars back?
No, I’m not Superman.
Boys
kiss
Girls.
Boys Girls.
kiss
I’m so confused
I don’t even know where I’m getting kicked out of anymore.
My brain needs sleep. What was the cause of the Civil War?
Haven’t you won the war yet?
When the hell are we gonna get to where the hell we are going?
I’ve been myself for eight years and it hasn’t worked.
No, I’m not Superman.
I’m dizzy, I’m nauseous, but I’m popular.
Our first job is to enteratin.
Boys kiss Girls. Boys Kiss Girls.
This is indeed a disturbing universe.
Fill me
Fill me
Fill me…
there’s a carnival tonight.
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